Hey, is dating just the most annoying thing you have ever gone through? All that body language being misread, all those social cues you do not understand?
Let's say that it is cold, so you give the girl a jacket. Then, you get kicked in the balls for being a misogynist and get a three hour lecture on the evils of men and why feminists should rule the world. You were just trying to be nice and instead you got testicular trauma and your face plastered on a blog saying you are an asshole. Don't you wish dating was just... easier? Well, it can be...through phone dating.
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Well, just call this free adult chat line and you can find out for yourself! Have fun, fellas!
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